A Bad Game Of Football

The #1 Evil Football game

Join Satan and his evil comrades for the sportswashing event of the century! Play ball and commit crimes against humanity in a safe and simulated environment.

Unique Real Time Gameplay

As a player in A Bad Game of Football you are given full real-time control of your entire team. Select, move and position your minions, and use gruesome Champion abilities to turn the tide of the match.

1v1 Online Experience

Football your friends to death or go against the lost souls roaming the underworld using our Quick Play matchmaking system. The game supports local play over LAN as well. Apocalypse proofing: Check!

Hectic and Asymmetric

Football teams in Hell consist a Champion and their 3 minions. The Champions of Hell offer unique sets of abilities and their minions come with different stats. This simple foundation combined with the unpredictability of physics-based play guarantees that no match ever feels the same!

What to expect:

• Fast paced mix of soccer and RTS
  
• The most evil people you can imagine playing soccer
  
• Hell maps, Hell music and Hell decor
  
• New Champions and Maps (Next up: Qatar World Championship)
  
• Online and LAN gameplay
  
• Offline training mode (not in itself worth a purchase - the AI is literally headless)
  
• Bugs (while in Early Access)
  
• Crimes against humanity

What NOT to expect:

• Single player
  
• A realistic football game
  
• Loot boxes, pay to win and other actual crimes against humanity