

Platforms
- PCJan 29, 2026NAplayscoreNA0 Critics9.1547 Players
- Xbox Series X|SMar 31, 2026NAplayscoreNA0 CriticsNA0 Players
- Nintendo Switch 2Jul 09, 2026NAplayscoreNA0 CriticsNA0 Players
- Nintendo SwitchJul 09, 2026NAplayscoreNA0 CriticsNA0 Players
2 critic reviews · 0 community reviews across all platforms
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Critic Reviews
- Because you're tired of betting on suffering indirectly.
Oliver Shellding · Oct 22, 2026 Reviewed on Switch 2Read full review - Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is a stock market game about betting on newborns so you can do stuff like buy a kickass boat.
Jenni Lada · Jan 29, 2026 Reviewed on PCRead full review
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About the game
Trailers & Screenshots:
Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
Developer: Strange Scaffold
